there once was a boy. he was a nice boy. tall. legs like tree trunks. people came from all around to carve hearts with their initials (and their sweet’s initials) in his tree trunk legs. eventually, that boy became known all over as “ralph”. “ralph” traveled this great continent, always stopping and telling the stories of the people that carved their memories into his tree bark skin. women teared up. men smiled. children ran because a guy with tree trunk legs was walking towards them. after some time, there was no more room on “ralph’s” legs. no more new stories. no more reasons to walk around and tell people those stories. so “ralph” just sat there, wondering what to do. he sat there all day. then all week. then all year.
eventually, those great tree trunk legs dug into the earth. “ralph” wasn’t going anywhere, and his legs knew it. they rooted down (that’s a term, right?). “ralph” had made his choice. he was to stay there. not telling anymore stories. he made that decision on a friday, and by monday, he was there for good.
and speaking of mondays, a new episode of the big bang theory aired last monday! on said episode, raj once again dawned the glorious tabata track jacket in blue! (shown here in navy/cream). go raj!
