check it, wizards. so many e-mails come saying “we love reading about toddland, but there’s just not enough. our eyes are lonely and have started drinking in the dark.” toddland does not disappoint fans (only lovers). to quench your literacy hunger, here is an interview riviera magazine did with toddland.

what the whole page looked like (so magaziney)

here is the actual article for your brain to sop up like a wet biscuit (go to page 56). print it and use it as a stocking stuffer.