Posts Tagged ‘rad’

toddland’s first commercial

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

the toddland scientists of magic have finished their tests of laboratory studies. final conclusion: all that own a computer read the toddland blog at least 3 times a day.

****CORRECTION****

all read the toddland blog at least 3 times a day. computer ownership papers are not required.

so that means you all are familiar with superfan mack. he’s spotted toddland fanciful fancies on numerous shows, print ads, and is all-around awesometown. he even took it upon himself to film a commercial for the toddland greatest pants in the universe. SPOILER ALERT! pants are great for tv watching!

when toddland started in a dark mindcave moons ago, the ¡goooooooooooooooooooal! was simple: make rad stuff. toddland never thought rad would get sent back. thank you, superfan mack. and thank you all other fans for supporting the rad movement.

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deep thoughts, by toddland handy….

Friday, February 26th, 2010

at toddland, there’s not much we want. not because we light our money cigars with gold matches, but because we have frans like you guys (friends + fans = frans, silly!). not to get too lifetime channel on your noggin, but toddland really does have the best frans a company could dream of (companies now have the ability to dream!). you are the reason toddland is able to be toddland. if toddland wasn’t confident that rad humans still existed (that’s you!), we would be powerless. like superman without the rays of the yellow sun. toddland will not stop until our frans are happy. and also, our frans won’t stop until toddland is happy.

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in an earlier post, toddland stated that we desired no birthday presents for our first birthday. other than cookies. and superfran kristine obeyed! she sent us a whole box of homemade AND handmade cookies. she then took those same hands and wrote toddland a note! luckily, toddland was able to read the note before our tears of emotion smeared the ink. those cookies remind toddland that we’re making rad for the rad.

all you who are reading this are probably thinking “maybe if i send toddland something, then they’ll feature it on the blog, too!” one, don’t be selfish. do good to do good. and two, hell yeah toddland will put it on the blog. other than cookies, you can send swedish fish, a meat and cheese burrito from tito’s tacos, a life-size stormtrooper replica from sharper image, or the complete dvd box set of freaks and geeks. get creative, frans.

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ah, memories!

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

please allow toddland to paint a painted painting of words in your mindcave. relax, close your eyes and read this:

your eyes are not closed. you don’t trust us. toddland will continue this exercise and come back to your trust issues later. back to the mind painting:

you are in junior high. your body has waged war on you. and it is winning. you need guidance, direction. you turn to your older brother who is the coolest guy ever (he’s not your dad or a teacher). he tells you all you need to know. teaches you how to shave. shows you what deodorant makes the ladies go “that is a man who wears deodorant. and i want to marry him. and live in a mansion. or an apartment. or a shack. or a house.” he was so cool, you did everything he did. dear friends, open your eyes.

the reason behind all of this? some companies are treating toddland like their cool older brother. they’re coming to toddland for, um, guidance. remember toddland’s bitchin’ tee?

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like that writing? like that tee color? what about the ink color? now let’s look at what our little brothers are doing. first off is from vintage vantage.

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ok, lil’ bro. nice job! you got the same right guard i use. pure sport all the way! wait, what? there’s another little brother in the house? from the ORIGNAL retro brand? (obvious irony will be side-stepped like a puddle of obvious joke water)

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yes, i do use old spice aftershave. oh, and now so do you? i can dig it. and you also put your logo in the same place on a tee that i do? bitchin’! i mean, tomboy! i mean, rad!

toddland hopes that other companies still look up to us, even when we go through our hair metal phase.

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new friends are fun

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

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the internet is huge. it has a lot of stuff on it. you could “surf the web” (what the “hips” are calling it) for at least an hour a day. easy. that’s what the gals over at flip & tumble were doing when they stumbled onto our site. we think they typed  ”awesomeness with a side of ham radness” into google and toddland was the first link. however they found it, they found it AND loved it! loved it so much that they wanted to ask us a few questions so they could post the answers on their site. Read the q & a here.

flip and tumble is a company that makes reusable shopping backs that FLIP and TUMBLE so you can store them easily and always have them around. throw them in your purse, trunk, death star. but the funny part (i hope you’re sitting down for this!) is they don’t sell their stuff in any mens clothing stores, and we are a mens clothing company. did your mind just get a cramp? same here. but at toddland, we have 2 rules. one, no throwing away leftover food in the office trash. take that crap outside. and two, rad goes with rad. so if flip & tumble is rad, its goes with us, because we have deemed ourselves rad. our certificate is hanging proudly. don’t believe me that rad goes with rad? jury, i present evidence A-2 for the court.

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i rest my case.

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