part of being a dream-making clothing company of funtasy (take that, dr. dictionary), is the occasional trade show. most trade shows boil down to really fancy swap meets. so no bacon-wrapped hot dogs. and instead of buying old star wars toys from oliver, companies show off their upcoming lines to buyers. or, if you’re toddland (check the name on your undies!), you get a canoe, some life vests, and a mountain backdrop for a photo booth.

this was the setup for the class @ asr tradeshow. all the toddland bounties of joy conjured for humans wowed said humans. but the best part of the toddland embassy? one word: giant gummy bear.

fear not, true believers. giant gummy is contained in a glass case of emotion. he cannot harm you. yet.