hell in a hand basket, i tells ya. that’s where this world is goin. and right quick! wanna know why? i’ll tells ya why! the kids these days! no respect for nothing. when was the last time you saw a smart haircut? and don’t even get me started on how they dress. if you can even call it that! in my day, if you weren’t wearing a suit, you were either in bed or in surgery! although i did wear a blazer when i had my appendix removed. but that was because there was what appeared to be a lady doctor present (probably wandered off from some sort of costume contest). now, these whippersnappers proudly wear….. jeans…. with holes in them! they are proud to wear garbage. soon, they’ll be using ol’ tin cans as top hats! “done with that coffee can? great, because i need to cover up my stupid haircut!’ is what they’ll be saying. so just today, i picked up the june 2010 issue of gentleman’s quarterly. that’s gq for you pepsi generationers. and let me tell you, there was no gentlemen in there! not one! look at this pic right here!

see that chap right there in the middle? he seems to be an actor/singer on a show titled “glee”. the only gleeful feelings i’d have would be from turning off that program! this kid ain’t no fred astaire! he plays a kid named puck. puck, huh? you know what that sounds like. i’d tell ya, but there may be ladies present, and i ain’t one to use profain language around the skirts. and what’s worse? look to the left of him. there’s another embarrassment of society wearing a toddland nachos trucker hat. a hat that says nachos? sheesh, now i’ve seen everything! tell mildred i’ll be seeing her soon. i’ll be the one in the suit.