it’s thursday. late. you’re trying on your fifth outfit. you want this night to be perfect. jerry finally asked you out. you two are planning on meeting at the lambda lambda lambda party. you get your hair to do that thing in the back. that swirly thing it only does sometimes. this is your night…

you spend the next four months of your life trying to piece together who slipped something in your drink (it was jerry), looking for your biological parents (they were just too young, but not a day goes by that they don’t think of you), and fighting for your child that was stolen from the hospital (russell, baby, it’s mommy!)

that’s what happens every thursday. lifetime movies tells it like it is.

if you don’t want to risk all that, stay home thursdays and watch “community” on nbc. you might see the toddland lowie flannel in red.

it’s up to you. it’s your choice. it’s your body. honey-child, darryl can’t tell you what to…. ok, turning off lifetime.