Posts Tagged ‘let’s die friends’

and we’re back

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

please line up for your free toddland hug. courtesy of toddland. it has been 2 weeks (4 years in dreamtime - inception, anyone?) since there has been a new post on this here blog of joy and wonderment. why, you ask? because toddland has been beard-deep finishing all the threaded bounties of raditude for fall. some say that these past 2 weeks with no blog posts have been “cat in the microwave” horrible (DO NOT PUT CATS IN MICROWAVES). but it will be worth in when fall drops like an anvil of love into your closet (that made just as much sense as vacationing in jersey. none). until then, toddland will leave you with this pic from the august issue of gq. it’s emma stone wearing a toddland/kelly thacker collab let’s die friends hat.

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and now, join us for six degrees of toddland. emma stone, seen above with the let’s die friends hat, appeared in the movie zombieland. there were a lot of zombies in it. one zombie was wearing the toddland tenderfoot buttondown. emma stone now has 2 connections with toddland bounties. if she wants another connection, she can come by the office, for, you know, wink wink, nudge nudge … a free shirt.

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ovary-carriers, rejoice!

Friday, April 30th, 2010

there is a beardful of things toddland has noted concerning ovary-carriers. one, they smell like sunshine cupcakes. two, they love their diet soda. three, tickling is not an acceptable form of greeting on a blind date (”i want a man that makes me laugh.” lies). literate ladies eye-reading this blog are thinking, “toddland, you nailed it. you should write a book on all these facts to share with the rest of the world. and i think i left the stove on. i was too busy thinking about shoes!”

while the “toddland guide to female humannequins” doesn’t come out for a while, toddland is helping out this way:

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that’s right. toddland has officially made women’s tees. the bikes tee and the let’s die friends tee will both be available in the toddland online store. no more buying a men’s small, ladies.

now, put down your diet soda, pick up your boyfriend’s credit card, and order a tee. it is amazing how much toddland knows about you ovary-carriers. maybe toddland will write two books! the second will be to apologize for everything said in the first book. and this blog.

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toddland, now for women! kind of…

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

friend and collaboration nation citizen kelly thacker (of let’s die friends fame) used her electronic mail to send in a pictorial reference. she is pregnant with her unborn child (test results pending), and now fits in toddland tees! she is junoing it up in the toddland blue stacked trees tee.

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ovary-carrying fans can rejoice. toddland finally makes women’s clothing. only catch is that they are in maternity sizes. and they are very similar to guy sizes. very similar. put your hands together (in a clapping movement) for the toddland maternity line!

***UPDATE****

toddland magicians of science have done the impossible. they have figured out how the male human can get all knocked up and junk. to keep up with this leap in what the what, toddland proudly presents the toddland MANternity line!

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press conference information soon to follow.

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