if space/time worked differently, maybe toddland would have been toddlaw enforcement. until the toddland scientists of fame figure out how to alter said space/time (pretty sure it has something to do with emmanuel lewis), toddland can just watch law and order. it’s on shows like law and order you can see high school basketball stars nicknamed teddy bear become officers (any hang time fans? no?). you can also see the toddland el pocketo gigante:

you can also see everyone’s favorite food-based comic jim gaffigan guest-starring and making faces at toddland.

now, in honor of mr. gaffigan,  it’s time for toddland early 80’s comedy club time!

“oh man, speaking of law and order and food, can you imagine if two guys, named law and order, went to a restaurant?

the waitress would be all ‘can i take your order?’

and law would be all ‘take him? why? we just got here! flashdance!’

haha, oh my, that would be hilarious!”