at toddland, there’s not much we want. not because we light our money cigars with gold matches, but because we have frans like you guys (friends + fans = frans, silly!). not to get too lifetime channel on your noggin, but toddland really does have the best frans a company could dream of (companies now have the ability to dream!). you are the reason toddland is able to be toddland. if toddland wasn’t confident that rad humans still existed (that’s you!), we would be powerless. like superman without the rays of the yellow sun. toddland will not stop until our frans are happy. and also, our frans won’t stop until toddland is happy.
example B-13

in an earlier post, toddland stated that we desired no birthday presents for our first birthday. other than cookies. and superfran kristine obeyed! she sent us a whole box of homemade AND handmade cookies. she then took those same hands and wrote toddland a note! luckily, toddland was able to read the note before our tears of emotion smeared the ink. those cookies remind toddland that we’re making rad for the rad.
all you who are reading this are probably thinking “maybe if i send toddland something, then they’ll feature it on the blog, too!” one, don’t be selfish. do good to do good. and two, hell yeah toddland will put it on the blog. other than cookies, you can send swedish fish, a meat and cheese burrito from tito’s tacos, a life-size stormtrooper replica from sharper image, or the complete dvd box set of freaks and geeks. get creative, frans.