Posts Tagged ‘community’

oops, he did it again (britney spears reference)

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

this post was to detail a toddland bounty in a honda commercial, but pictorial evidence could not be obtained. why not do the post without pictorial evidence? two reasons; 1) you wouldn’t believe toddland because of your trust issues (rachel really messed you up, man) and 2) words without pictures suck (ask dr. suess). so no post was to be posted. stop crying. be strong. read through the tears.

with toddland’s newfound time (it was in between the couch cushions), an old, random episode of “community” was ordered from the internet. repeat readers of this blog (which is up to 6 now, thanks uncle marcel!) know the character abed is a repeat defender of toddland bounties on said show. and in this random episode, once again his upper hemisphere is wrapped with the lombard cardigan in teal.

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and let us zoom and enhance the back for toddland stitching detail proof.

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see how the universe wants you to have new posts? “no honda pics? how about you watch ‘community’”? you’re welcome” (transcribed from a phone conversation between toddland and the universre). know the universe does not sit on the sidelines, eating orange wedges. nor should you.

oh, and bonus, patton oswald played the nurse on this episode.

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community cardigans

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

webster’s dictionary (he’s an actor and a dictionaryist) defines awesome as repeating the same actions because they are awesome. over on “community” (quotation marks around a title look so sarcastic), abed keeps wearing toddland bounties (repeating awesome). here he is wearing the toddland lombard cardigan in teal.

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*ring ring, ring ring* oh, that’s the phone. one sec. what? you don’t believe that is the toddland lombard cardigan in teal? then let toddland zoom and enhance.

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boom. back neck stitching. classic toddland cardigan detail. toddland will now hang up the phone. please call when you have a song to sing, not hate to bring.

then this abed fellow wore the shreky cardigan in royal/brown again on a different episode. homie loves repeating awesome.

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clap your hands, blog readers of joy and frankincense. abed has officially taken the title of “actor to wear the most toddland fancies on tv”. but be weary abed, alf is hot on your tail. because he thinks you’re a cat. and he’s hungry. alf ate cats, remember?

the bell does not dismiss you, toddland does

Friday, March 12th, 2010

toddland believes in only a beardfull of things. 1) hugs. 2) that it IS butter. 3) second dates are more important than first dates. get out a pen and paper, sit at a chairdesk, and spit out your gum, because class is in session. first dates are like job interviews. you get dressed up (put on your fancy retainer!), lie about your experience, and confirm you have a reliable mode of transportation. best behavior is best. the second date, you think “clive, it’s time to get comfortable” and you two lovebears get comfy with each other and see what you’ve really got goings ons. well, friends of armor, toddland has officially gone out on it’s second date with the nbc show, community.

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here’s abed (not thebed, just abed) wearing the shreky cardigan in royal/brown. things seem to be going ok. he’s got orange chairs. but will the cardigan help him with ovary-carriers?

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here we go…

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abort! abort! abort! she smelled like a soft hug from a sunflower field! and licorice.

actually, getting a first date is the most important thing. toddland will now rethink all beliefs.

and special thanks to super friend sam who gave toddland the heads up on community. class dismissed.

community property

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

it’s thursday. late. you’re trying on your fifth outfit. you want this night to be perfect. jerry finally asked you out. you two are planning on meeting at the lambda lambda lambda party. you get your hair to do that thing in the back. that swirly thing it only does sometimes. this is your night…

you spend the next four months of your life trying to piece together who slipped something in your drink (it was jerry), looking for your biological parents (they were just too young, but not a day goes by that they don’t think of you), and fighting for your child that was stolen from the hospital (russell, baby, it’s mommy!)

that’s what happens every thursday. lifetime movies tells it like it is.

if you don’t want to risk all that, stay home thursdays and watch “community” on nbc. you might see the toddland lowie flannel in red.

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it’s up to you. it’s your choice. it’s your body. honey-child, darryl can’t tell you what to…. ok, turning off lifetime.