when not shooting touchdowns and scoring first downs, toddland may enjoy some light antiquing. while drinking strong ale. from mount olympus. about a year ago, an ancient lamp was purchased and brought to toddland in hopes of correcting some ill-tempered feng shui. it worked. toddland totally feng shuied it up. after that crisis of wind-water was averted, magic lamp talk started. mockingly, the lamp was rubbed. unmockingly, a large genie appeared. it did not sound like robin williams (who can afford that?!). but it did ask to grant toddland 3 wishes (talk about needy, like brandon who always begged you to come over and play nintendo since he had all the newest games). so after visiting deliberation nation, toddland asked for these wishes:

1) a television sitcom on abc called “the middle”, starring the mom from “everybody loves raymond”, janitor from “scrubs”, mango from “snl”, and a couple kooky kids.

2) toddland shreky cardigan to appear on said sitcom. cardigan MUST be worn by an extra, during a high school valentine’s day party.

3) NEVER MEET THIS GUY:

well, genie granted wishes 1 and 2. pictorial evidence below.

toddland is hoping that means wish 3 is being taken care of.

and special thanks to super friend kristine who gave toddland the heads up on “the middle”. stay tuned for more magic from kristine.