if you ever take a break from reading this blog to rest (an object at rest will stay at rest until acted upon by an outside force) and watch at least 3 episodes of the cbs show “the big bang theory”, then you know that each character wears a uniform of sorts. we shall analyze this matter (matter being what all objects are made of) with a pictorial diagram:

here we see the 4 male characters of the show in their natural habitat (area inhabited by a particular species - geekolium magnus). let us begin with the dissection of fashion.

1 - sheldon - always wears a tee shirt with a long sleeve (or 3/4 sleeve) tee underneath.

2 - wolowitz - always wears a shirt (tee or collared) with a turtleneck underneath.

3 - rajesh - indian. always wears a collared shirt underneath a sweater vest, topped off with a track jacket.

4 - leonard - always wears a tee shirt, hoodie, and army jacket (it has not been confirmed if he has ever served)

it must also be noted that most of this show’s wardrobe comes from urban outfitters. so toddland knew it was only a matter of time until our bounties would grace these humans. and that matter of time happened.

here we see sheldon receiving a coded message (”secret” for you layman) from rajesh as he wears the toddland tabata track jacket in brown. he’s whispering to sheldon because there’s ovary-carriers present. rajesh is unable to speak when their kind is around. a socially-awkward geek? america is not ready for these leaps!

and again, thanks to superfan mack who sent us an electronic mail message informing toddland. with all the hard work mack is doing, the rest of you are starting to look like a chemical reaction in need of a catalyst.

bazinga.

Tags: ovary-carriers, the big bang theory, tobin, toddland

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