in life (and maybe the afterlife, who knows!), there are two ways of advertising: emotional advertising and factual advertising. toddland will not get into subliminal advertisbuyalotoftoddlanding. emotional advertising speaks to the consumer’s heart (bumbum, bumbum, buy this and shelly will come back, bumbum), while factual advertising speaks to the consumer’s mind (this delorean’s nuclear reactor can generate 1.21 gigawatts).
most automotive advertisements deal with emotions. this car is cool. you will be cool. this car is fun. you will be fun. this car doesn’t get stood up on blind dates. you have a better chance of not getting stood up on blind dates. it may still happen, but your odds are better. a grand example to feast your hungry eyeballistics on would be the new ford fiesta commercial which features the toddland snotty plaid.
that car seems like a party! some may even call it a fiesta! like uncle nacho. he’d call it a fiesta.
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